100donofficial:

jace-strigoi:

Alright Persephone, time with the hubbie is up get your ass out of the Underworld so we can have spring.

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(Source: destrroya)

apricockjam:

***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor

revolutionariess:

characters that go through hell yet still believe in the goodness of humanity, still hope for the best despite everything, refuse to let darkness consume them because someone somewhere is always going to be good are literally my favourite, because they give me that little hope too


itsjustlarz:

PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN THAT LAST ONE FOREAL

(Source: disney-where-dreams-come-true)


clocks-divorcing-ticks:

sorry not sorry

chilledoutcatgirl:

w8liftress:

latviia:

michaxl:

do she got

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i just SPIT all over my screen 

This is going too far now

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

thats-captain-jackharkness:

sancondor:

rakestrawberry17:

iamaslumberbatch:

evil-sherlock-holmes:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

aangnog:

itsneumann:

aangnog:

its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts

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i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts

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you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you

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This entire post is perfect.

(Source: terrakion)


deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen


richardsbrook:

(Source: pandalotte)

Who taught me to suck in my stomach,
or my cheeks?
Who told me to stand with my legs apart
and my hips thrust back
to create the illusion of a gap
between my thighs?
Who made me believe that the most beautiful part of me
is my negative space?