Alright Persephone, time with the hubbie is up get your ass out of the Underworld so we can have spring.
***holds you at gunpoint*** it’s a metaphor you see, I put the killing thing to your head but by not pulling the trigger I don’t go give it the power to do its killing, wait no, don’t call the police, it’s a metaphor
characters that go through hell yet still believe in the goodness of humanity, still hope for the best despite everything, refuse to let darkness consume them because someone somewhere is always going to be good are literally my favourite, because they give me that little hope too
sorry not sorry
do she got
i just SPIT all over my screen
This is going too far now
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
its funny how people in fandoms think theyre comedic geniuses for ruining text posts
i think youre ugly and so are your fandom references on my posts
you guys love poking bears with sticks don’t you
This entire post is perfect.
what do you mean this didn’t happen